"...being the sort of man whom age cannot wither because he has never bloomed."
George Bernard Shaw (from St. Joan)
"Let the snake eat the rat."
Sue (from Survivor)
"She's one of those people who thinks their shit doesn't stink."
Douglas Keddy (my dad)
"If you can't convince them confuse them."
Michelle Keddy (my sister)
"Do or do not. There is no try."
Yoda (Star Wars)
"Don't think you are, know you are."
Morpheous (The Matrix)
"His name is Jaws. He kills people."
James Bond (Roger Moore at the time I think...)
"Listen to a random group of Americans attempting to sing 'Happy Birthday,' and you will note that at any given moment they somehow manage to emit more different notes, total, than there are group members, creating a somber, droning sound such as might be created by severely asthmatic bagpipers, so that the birthday person, rather than feeling happy, winds up weeping into the cake."
Dave Barry (some comic type persony guy)
"She knows all the words in the alphabet."
Douglas Keddy (my dad)
"No Im wine.. I mean.. fine.. hahah"
Emily Laing (drunken fool)
"The mans been in prison for 5 years, hed sleep with a meat grinder."
Oz (The Whole Nine Yards)
"If your name is Patrick Boudreau raise your hand."
Scott Leonard (PVEC music teacher)
"Have fun freaking out Jayme?"
Derek Conrad (after we were just freaking out about how we thought he
was gay, unknowing to the fact he was near by)
"You cant be everything, nobody is everything. You just do what you can do, and try to do that as well as you can. And if somebody doesnt like it, too bad."
Vinnie Colaiuta (damn good drummer)
"If music be the food of love, then play on."
Shakespeare (From the play The Twelfth Night)
"Water has been around since about the middle ages."
Glenn Josephson (my highschool chemistry teacher)
"As you slide down the banister of life, remember me as the splinter in your ass."
Heather Rosvold (crazy girl wanting to make the quote page... j/k)
"You sir, are an idiot."
Krusty the Clown (if you don't know who he is... watch more tv...)
"Eat shit."
James Saxby (in a rather aimable mood...)
"Ahh Something just shit on me..."
Tyler Richards (just after being shitted upon)
"I dont have a wiener Jayme."
Steven Nelson (confessing...)
"Is the answer to will you have sex with me the same as the answer to this question?"
Jamie Achenbach (trying to get some)
"I am woman, hear me whore."
Ed the Sock (poor Britney Spears... HA)
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five."
Groucho Marx (no clue who this dude is but he's mean!)
"The biggest misconception people have about me is that Im stupid."
Morrissey (old rocker dude)
"Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974."
David Lee Roth (the Van Halen dude)
"The structural dynamics of my pants are a lot simpler than they actually appear to be."
Sheryl Crow (singer?)
"The [music] industry is just rife with jealousy and hatred. Everybody in it is a failed bassist."
Lionel Ritchie (Crazy old pop-rock kind of guy)
"Hip means being now. I dont want to be now. I want to be forever."
Billy Idol (ooo yeah what a punk)
"Im a total beer slob."
Homer Simpson (please..) 
